Have you seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses on Tumblr??!!?
I used to be obsessed with TMNT when I was younger. And now it turns out that we can all be a ninja turtle! Yes even YOU.
Just draw one on your nose…
This is fantastic.
Magic!
Check out the Tumblr page for more ninja-tastic pics.
Kellebelle
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The parrot probably won’t get a word in edgewise living with those two!
The twins asked their fans on Twitter to help come up with a name for their Parakeet and celebrity blogger Perez Hilton suggested his name!
After confirming their choice Perez tweeted “Thanks Planet Jedward for naming your new bird after me….. Perez the Parrot! Excellent choice!”
The parrot now has its own Twitter page with over 1500 followers!
I am one of those followers *hangs head in shame*
Jedward are transformed into Seanie and Edwina, an old and somewhat confused couple!
They weren’t allowed see each other and were dropped off in two different parts of a large shopping centre to try to find each other….
I’m sure in usual Jedward-style it will be a very loud and hyper show!
Pics via @planetjedward and @liammckenna1
Yay! I hear you all cry!
No need for Tinyurl anymore. Well, if you’ve always wanted any URL you shorten to have the Biebs lurking in the corner of your screen then you will be only DELIGHTED with this.
Here’s some sites I ‘bieberfied’ earlier… mwahaha.
Beliebers enjoy!
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***Update***
Awh it would appear the site is no more! Oh well, at least I have my snap-shot memories…
Come Fly With Me is my new favourite show.
Peed my pants* watching it over the Christmas break.
Tommy is one of my fave characters. He wants to be a pilot…but doesn’t quite have the brains so is trying to work his way up… starting out in Happy Burger at the airport!
BAHAHA.
*not literally, that would be mildly unattractive.
I’ve been working on the breakfast show (6.30am-1pm) and evening shift (4.30pm-7pm) in work for the last two weeks… 
safe to say the ol’ body clock doesn’t know what’s hit it! The hours themselves don’t really bother me (besides being sleepy some days!) cuz I genuinely love being in work and am delighted to be getting hours (I’m freelance so my hours can be anything really!)
Anyhoo my point is that my eating habits have gone a bit… funny. I eat breakfast (porridge always!) in work at about 7am… then grab ‘lunch’ at about 10 or 11am. I always sleep between 1.30pm-4pm so don’t eat before my second shift (just grab a hot chocolate!)… by the time I leave work at 7pm I am ready to eat my arm!!!
On Wednesday I thought ‘feck it I’m too hungry to even wait for a takeaway’ so plonked myself in Eddie Rockets! Now ya know what they say – never shop on an empty stomach. Well they should extend that to ordering food by yourself! So I ordered an amazo Orea milkshake to keep me going before the grub arrived (!) … and I also ordered a veggie burger, sweet potato fries, onion rings and Cajun sauce. A lot for a little person. But it gets worse…
Now my friend Becky has given my… er… condition a name – Kelly Belly… whereby I order a ridiculous amount of food convinced I’m gonna eat it all, but take a few nibbles and am full! Said food is then put in the fridge to be eaten at a later date… but never sees the light of day!
So I walk up to the counter in Eddies and hand over my order slip.
“Would you like to pay separately?” asks the girl.
I just stare at her a little stunned before I realise she thinks there was more than me at my table due to my ridiculous order.
“Em… no… it’s just me” *girl looks embarrassed for me* then of course I feel the need to explain myself, “yeah… eh ya see… I work funny hours… eh… my eyes are bigger than my belly…em…yeah” *nervous laugh from me*… blank stare from the girl.
Oh dear.
Halfway through the week – nearly the weekend!
Quite excited for this weekend I must say, heading home to Waterford – dying to see my dogs and cat! Having to make do with hearing CoCo make sniffly sounds on the phone does not work (yes I am one of those weird people that put 
their dogs on the phone!).
Getting broadband tomorrow – yay – so more regular blogging from next week!
The Chilean miners got rescued today as you can tell from flicking on any news channel – great news story that really seems to get to people. Nice change from the economy crap we hear daily. In keeping with the miners theme if you have not already done so check out @Chilean_Miner on Twitter. Perhaps the FUNNIEST Twitter page I have encountered to date.
Some gems:
“I don’t care how in vogue they are, wearing sunglasses underground makes you a try-hard. “Ray-Ban” Juan disagrees”
“Despite his efforts Juan is unable to convince us we are basking under a warm sun by waggling an orange on a string”
“Another troubled night. Ramon was mining in his sleep again”
“According to Ramon’s home made calendar, today is August 46th”
Brilliant! I don’t know how I only discovered that Twitter today but spent ages reading all the tweets – seriously funny stuff. Fair play to whoever is behind it!
In keeping with all things good and lovely here are some photos that made me smile.
Hope you enjoy them – I saved the best one till last!
K
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Piss your pants. I kid you not.
I was tidying out some old boxes at home before I move back to Dublin and found a little 
envelope entitled ‘my secret predictions – my millennial message to the ‘me’ of the future’. HA.
Waaaay back when we were all excited bout the ol’ millennium (will all the computers crash and planes fall out of the sky?!) I was given a present of some sort of millennium time capsule thing to be opened on my 21st birthday – eh well that didn’t happen! They gave you a few headings to write on and off you go.
I was 12 when I wrote it. Hilarious. What a weird child I was!…Went off on a bit of a tangent about my cat at one stage. No change there so!
Safe to say I think 12-year-old me would be disappointed that I didn’t have a $3 million dollar home and a novel written by 21… oh and an Oscar!!!!!!
Anyway here it goes, spelling mistakes included!:
Dear Me! At the moment it is 6:06 pm on Friday the 31st of December 1999. I’m feeling both happy and sad for the new Millennium. I had some great times in the 20th century. I probably won’t read this ‘coz I’ll probably forget.
I am 12yrs old and about 4 foot 7. I weigh 5 and a half stone. I am a strict vegetarian and hope I stay that way! I love fashion, make-up and animals. I hate cruelty to animals.
I like Britney Spears. I like Sarah Michelle Geller. I like David Bornaz. I really love Pokemon. I collect stickers and trading cards, limited edition stuff, Beanie Babies and lots more. I love music, swimming, rounders, reading and writing stories. I like Friends… the sitcom. (Ahem… then I drew a massive ‘peace sign’, oh dear.)
When I’m 21 I hope to be 5 foot five (sorry didn’t happen!!!). I’d like to
weigh 7 or 8 stone. I hope I am still a vegetarian. I’d love to be rich and have lots of cool clothes. I would love to be an actress and write a best selling novel. I’d like to be living in America. I’d like to be world wide famous. I’d like to have a $3 million (or more) house with a jack-u-say (inventive spelling for jacuzzi!) and a swimming pool. I’d like to have an Oscar and an Emmy.
As I’m writing Socks (my cat!) is washing herself. She is now on my bed smelling the top of my pen. I bet you think I’m really immature. I’m 
not! (oh, oh… eh…ok)
I went to see Steps at the point. I would like to be involved in a protection league for animals. (Yes, I see how that is clearly related to Steps!)
I really admire Britney Spears and Sarah Michelle Gellar. I also like Reese Withspoon (with-spoon?!). She is married to hunk Ryan Phillippe. (yes I actually wrote hunk!) She is an actress. She had a baby.
I really don’t know what to write anymore. I meant to write all this on 5 pages, ha ha. I might write more later. Bye for now.
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HA! Wahey bet 12-year-old me would be embarrassed I decided to publish this for all to read.
Gas tho’. I remember reading about Cringe Parties in Company magazine a few months back… they’re parties where people read entries from their old teenage diaries! Great idea! I may have a root around for some of my old ones. No doubt I talk about cats too much in them.
hahaha!
I just had to post this… he is so fuh-hunny!
K
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ps birthday coming up – I will accept presents of puppies.
I have never loved an item of clothing more than I love my new coat!
*swoon*
I have wanted a decent (faux!) fur jacket for ages but haven’t managed to get one that looks or feels quite right…
Weellll welllll well River Island have the best ones I’ve seen!
Wandered in there on my lunch break only to find the nicest coat in the world. The whole world. It looks kinda like chinchilla fur (now I am totally against real fur so wouldn’t even buy a vintage one!) and is oh so soft – not like some faux furs which feel scratchy and coarse. And it has a hood. Gah – I love hoods!!!
I am still a little over excited about my purchase.
I love it so much I even wear it cooking… *ahem* well hangover cooking after a night out in Dubfun.
What an egg ensemble!!!
I am clearly a master chef. Attempted to make fried eggs for everyone… they just turned into one big blob! Hmm… I was the only one who would eat them! Not gonna lie they weren’t the tastiest… Kanum Thai saved the day by delivering a full on dinner to me at 12 for brekkie tho. Nom. Life savers.
K
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